...about Texas, according to me.1. Central Market is far superior to Whole Foods. Its big, its gourmet, and it has superior products. Its not pretentious, its not exclusive, and its NOT EXPENSIVE. You can really walk out of there with all of your fresh ingredients for about the same price as your run-of-the-mill grocery package store.
2. Taco Cabana is shitty, but its still better than most of the "Mexican Food" that you can get in Colorado. They have a salsa bar, and half of the salsas will melt your face off. Fantastic.
3. Girls are pretty here. I still have no idea what it is, but every woman here is stunning. I forget about it sometimes. I mean, I know some pretty girls in Colorado - but its a different pretty. The women here are drop-whatever-you're-drinking-and-stare-open-mouthed pretty. I dont care why, I just enjoy it. Thank you genes.
4. Stuff is big here. Everything really. Cars. Grocery Stores. Malls. Stadiums. The state itself. Everything. Its hard to find good beer here, but when you do you find LOTS of it. Stockpiles. (see: #1 Central Market).
5. Pearl Snap Shirts aren't a fashion statement...its just what you wear.
6. The accent is contagious. Add a syllable to a one-syllable word. Drawl it out. Good.
Merry Sweet-Baby-Jesus Birthday.
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