"Grenade Stickers"
Hey guys, lets get together and revolt. Revolt against the man. Revolt against society. Revolt against industrial standardization, banking, and business. How can we do that?
Buy a grenade sticker for $6.00. That will show them. Why? Because..."you have become exactly what THEY want you to be." And "we will still be listening to rock and roll and coming to work hung over. We are here to live on, join us!" Yeah! Join us! Join us in taking a few months inbetween our private educations and taking a job in daddy's office. Join us in "slumming it" in Vail for 6 months. Join us in sticking it to the man, until our parents stop sending us checks...whereas we will then let the man stick it to us.
I'm sure that the guy selling those stickers isn't sitting at a desk in a corner office wearing a suit and blowing his nose with the money that all those punk kids are sending him. I'm sure he isnt laughing at "the movement" as he calls his driver to pick him up. "I have reservations at Mortons tonight" he says, "so step on it."
Like I've said before - if you want to change something, do something about it. You know, something more than putting a trendy sticker on the back of your [insert foreign eco-friendly AWD automobile]. Get a job. But thanks for helping me get on the lift.

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