You might not...

...believe it, but I am a responsible person.

That being said, lets look at some highlights from this week:

Monday: I got my car exhaust inspection and brakes worked on. Now I am a little more confident that when I am cruising down the mountain this winter I can come to a complete stop. Not sure, but confident.

Tuesday: Had a couple of surgeries in the morning that should have been done by noon, didnt leave the hospital until 6. It happens.

Wednesday: Sat at my desk a lot and did things. Thats what grownups do. But then I negated all of my grownupness and went on the Denver Cruiser ride dressed as Goose from Top Gun. I WAS wearing my helmet, so I guess I get some grownup points back.

Thursday: I donned my man-clothes and played rep at a Interventional Radiology surgery. Then I ditched said man-clothes and took an afternoon bike ride with Brett and Hubbell. Somebody needs to tell those guys that they can breathe easier and ride faster if they would shut up. Then I went to the Little Lebowski's kickball game and proceeded to almost beat some dude up. Lesson be learned guys, never tell my brother to f&*k off when I am within earshot. Oh, then dont then ask me if I want to fight, because my answer will most definitely be "Absolutely."

Friday: Spent a little time with my dear old friend Catherine and her new hubby, then was treated as a chauffeur by somebody who shouldnt have treated me as a chauffeur. Long story.

Saturday: I had a 5 year old bottle of Avery Reverend. Incredible. Dont ever tell me that wine is more complex than beer. Because I will tell you that you are wrong.

Sunday: Long bike ride. Tried a new recipe that my dear friend Giadia DeLaurentis taught me (I think she has a crush on me, to tell you the truth). Took a nap while watching pro football.

JD in the infamous Circle of Death.