You might not...

...know this, but we won Oktoberfest at Vail this year. You didnt know it was a competition? Sure it is. To calculate your score you take the amount of German beer that you drank, multiply that by the minutes that you danced, give yourself a bonus point if you participated while missing a front tooth (congratulations Neff!), add up the number of sunny days, include the number of kegs you knocked off in keg bowling, and there you go. Bonus points for: pole dancing, taking your pants off, beautiful hikes, and "acquiring" beer tokens. Deductions for: not showing up at all, drinking American beer, "paying" for beer, and not wearing socks when you go hiking.

I calculated our team score and we won. Big. I would like to thank Neff for his contributions of knocking his front tooth out for the bonus points, as well as coming in 2nd place in keg bowling. Craig did a bang up job dancing and taking his pants off in the middle of Vail Village. I brought my A-game with pole dancing and getting free stuff. Sarah nearly cost us the championship by not wearing socks on the hike, but she's a chick - you cant really expect her to carry her own weight. At least she was wearing her brand new hiking slippers. Ha.

There were some afterbars involved, I think. But the night ended up just as it had last weekend after Brew at the Zoo...in a king sized bed with lots of people. Weird, I know. But we were all clothed. I think.

Here's big Stewart Neff bringing the pain. He won a free pair of Wolverine Boots this weekend (bonus points for free stuff).

And Craig doing his signature dance, the C-Walk (which, as far as I know, stands for "Craig Walk").

Prost.