...that I will wear whats functional. If its cold, I will wear a jacket. If raining, a raincoat. Warm out? Then linen. And if its springtime you ask? I will roll up my pantlegs. Hell, if Sean Connery can do it then its officially cool. I will no longer make fun of man-pri pants, 3 quarter length pants (ahem, Sam Priddy), or any version thereof.BUT that doesn't mean I will make fun of fashion. I no longer consider rolled up pants fashionable, but functional. Therefore, expect me to make fun of your designer $300 zip-up boots. I will snicker at your shiny clubbing shirt. I will laugh at your white framed sunglasses. I will tell you to straighten out your sideways hat. I will un-pop your collar for you...unless you are playing golf or otherwise protecting your neck from the sun (alas, function).
Ladies, consider yourself exempt from my conservatism - unless your fashion is entirely ridiculous. An example: snow boots with a short skirt...utterly contradictory, unless of course you are planning on tramping through the effects of a snowstorm in the middle of summer. I won't say that I don't enjoy seeing your legs, but I will still make a funny face when seeing your style.
Check the weather, dress appropriately. Thanks.
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