...walletless, phoneless, showerless, and shoeless. I have been for days. I mean - those things are within reach, but I choose not to reach. I am on vacation, you will probably not talk to me until I am home, and I just wanted to let you know that:1. My cutoff jorts are making their first appearance of the year. And so are my thighs.
2. I got jellyfished within 5 minutes of entering the water. Thus, I peed on myself for the first time...uh, the first time on purpose.
3. My favorite beltbuckle broke today. Its been a good ride.
4. My dad thought that we bought too much booze and that we would have to throw it away at the end of the trip. We are two days in, and we have to go to the store tomorrow because the bottles are dry.
5. I have sand in my crack.
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