"Basketball Jerseys"
I could make one entry called "Snowboarders," but then you wouldnt get to enjoy my rants throughout the winter. I would be done today and I wouldnt have anything else to say. So, I will be breaking it down over the course of a few months. Today, basketball jerseys. Big, baggy basketball jerseys. They dont belong on the mountain. They look stupid, and are completely non-functional. Basketball is a sport played inside, on a court, and in a tanktop. Skiing/snowboarding is a sport played outside, on the snow, in the (sometimes) blistering cold, and bundled up in Gore Tex, Thinsulate, RipStop Nylon, and Goose Down.
If you want to be ironical, wear a hula skirt over your ski clothes on Gaper Day.
I am not sure how you identify with the basketball culture, but I am pretty sure it has something to do with rebelling against Daddy and his law firm. But make sure that you dont rebel enough for him to stop paying for your Audi while you are taking the year off.
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