I am half...

...scotch drunk, and in Savannah, Georgia. Why Savannah? Why not.

There are a few things here that I love:

1. No open container law. I can drink whatever I want, whenever I want...given that I drink out of plastic. Normally, this is a faux-pas. This weekend, I can deal with it.

2. Girls in dresses. Actually, saw a girl in a green fishnet shirt with nothing else save a couple of green stars covering her personal-parts. Reason: St. Paddys is HUGE in Savannah. Huge, huge. Some people probably couldnt afford to pay the rental prices for the real St. Paddy's, so they started a week early. Good for me, apparently.

3. Southern food. I havent eaten anything today that isnt fried.

4. And in no particular order, old stuff. Savannah was not burned down in the Civil War (which was not), thus, there are many many antebellum buildings still standing and operational in town. You dont get to see that very often in the American South, and it is nice to see extensions of it. The opulent simplicity. The functionality. The courtyards. Cobblestone. AND no yankees.

5. Scotch. Not that Scotch came from here. Hell, we arent even in the Bourbon Belt. But I am drinking it, and I am enjoying it. Now, leave me alone.

I dont necessarily want to leave Colorado. But there are a few places that I could go:

1. Sienna, Toscana, Italia.

2. Austin, TX, USA.

3. Munchen, Bavaria, Germany.

4. Charleston, SC, USA.

5. And Savannah, GA, USA.

If anybody knows of a place for me to stay in nos 1-5, let me know. I am kind of sick of working 13 hours a day. Enjoy.